ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4935	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	159053
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	1141

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	2352
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Void Armor Forged:	11
Potions Brewed:	98	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9908	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.