| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3852 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 296 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3423 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
