| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 72 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!
Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 112 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4942 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4485 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
