YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5036	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Items Found:	6786
Dimension Hops:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3667
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	3931	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2747	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	139	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Emeralds Found:	8122	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ores Mined:	7974
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	264	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4080	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	460086
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	4102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2