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The Kilo GBP Minecraft Server

consumer spending, economic crisis, economic impact, economic policy, economic theory, Economy, English pounds, equality, financial ruin, Financial Stability, gbp, hand to mouth, income inequality, inflation, Kilo, kilo pound, KiloGBP, living standards, Minecraft, Prices, Rich, savings, Server, wealth gap

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	188
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of the Kilopound Economy! Imagine a world where English pounds have an extra zero or even a K at the end – chaos ensues! The rich will be scrambling to keep up with the sudden inflation, while the poor rejoice in their newfound wealth.

Build your empire in a world where financial ruin is just a block away. Will you be the one to control the Kilopound Economy and rule over the land, or will you be left penniless and begging for scraps? Join now and see how the Kilopound Economy will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Game is Healing Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, emotional well being, Game, Gaming, gaming as therapy, gaming benefits, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming for well-being, gaming therapy, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive impact, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, video games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in your solo Minecraft world? Do you dream of building epic structures with other players while dodging lava and fighting off zombie hordes? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken jousting tournament. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life. But watch out, because the losers have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day!

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk in rhyme. You might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons.

But beware, because our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky beast loves to challenge players to dance-offs and if you can out-dance it, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Remember, gaming is healing, especially when you’re laughing your way through a crazy Minecraft server!

Koi Bami Shoujo Minecraft Server

Bami, BETRAYAL, Comic, Drama, emotional, graphic novel, HEARTBREAK, japanese, Justice, Kanase, koi, Koibami Shoujo, love, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, nino, Revenge, romance, Server, Shoujo, Vengeance, webcomic, webtoon

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever visit! Join us and become part of the epic saga of Kanase seeking revenge for Nino’s betrayal. Will they succeed? Only you can help determine the outcome by joining our server and battling it out in epic PvP battles and daring quests. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

Let’s Play Minecraft SMP: Political Game

absolute ruler, Anon, Citizens, Competition, description, fantasy nation, fantasy race, fantasy race name, fantasy world, Game, Humanity, Laws, laws changes, Lets, Minecraft, nation, normal citizen, pic, Play, Political, political game, race change, reborn, smp, unique characteristics, winning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	1095	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because in this world, you get to choose your own fantasy race and become the ruler of your own nation!

Imagine being a majestic unicorn ruling over a kingdom of rainbow-colored sheep, or a fire-breathing dragon leading a nation of lava-loving villagers. The possibilities are endless and the crazier, the better!

But wait, there’s more! You can also choose to join someone else’s nation and become a citizen, changing your race in the process. Will you be a mermaid living in a nation of talking dolphins, or a goblin causing mischief in a kingdom of friendly giants?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Who will have the most citizens and reign supreme? Only time will tell in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

Slutty Villagers Minecraft Server

adultery, breeding, Choices, Commitment, consequences, Decision making, Ethics, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Infidelity, Marriage, Minecraft, morality, Motherhood, parenting, Paternity, raising kids, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, slutty, Trust, uncertainty, villagers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… wild.

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where you find yourself in a love triangle with three cows. That’s right, you bred one of them and now you have to figure out which one is the baby daddy. Will it be the left cow, the middle cow, or the right cow? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. From stealing your crops to starting a chicken rebellion, you never know what antics they’ll get up to next.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a cow. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

2x Hards, 4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1514
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

Embark on epic quests like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” and “Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Heavy Armor)” where you’ll face off against the fiercest enemies like the Hovercraft with special armor!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a chance to meet Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits! Who knew they were such fashion icons in the Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

British Accent Love Minecraft Server

accent, Admiration, Alluring, attraction, British, british accent, Captivating, Charm, Crush, DATING, Enchanting, English, fascination, infatuation, love, Minecraft, relationships, Romantic, seduction, Server, Speech, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds the same? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a chance to meet and mingle with a whole bunch of lovely ladies with British accents. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Code, coding, coding conventions, coding habits, coding practices, coding standards, computer science, Diversity, indentation, indenting, Minecraft, programming, programming communities, programming culture, Programming Languages, racial stereotypes, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Space, Spaces, Technology, White

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9579	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3049	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being called a noob for not using 2 spaces to indent your code? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who indent their code with 2 spaces! Why, you ask? Because only true gamers know that 2 spaces is the key to unlocking secret cheat codes in Minecraft. Join us and become a coding master in no time!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity. Will you be the one to capture the Rainbow Sheep Unicorn and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest coding and gaming adventure of your life! Remember, real gamers use 2 spaces to indent their code.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	97

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr7.TexRich.ru

Hot Western Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, Combo, design, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, gooners, hot, internet celebrity, irys, IRyStocrats, Minecraft, online personality, redesign, Server, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, VOICE, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We have IRyS, the hottest western vtuber, as our official mascot. And let me tell you, since her redesign, all the irystocrats have turned into gooners! Join us and become part of this wild transformation – who knows, maybe you’ll become a gooner too! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

difficulty making friends, Emotional support, friendship, introversion, lack of social skills, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, player, self-esteem issues, shyness, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social circles, Social Connections, social exclusion, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, societal pressure, solitary lifestyle

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Farms Harvested:	714
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about having only one friend or none at all again!

Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.

So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!

Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

appreciation, award, Backlash, BIAS, controversy, criticism, Cultural differences, Expectations, fanbase, Gaming Community, goty, Japan, Japanese-developed, Minecraft, Opinions, Preferences, reception, recognition, Server, Soulful, Taste, V, video game

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6027	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

art, couple, desuarchive, Drama, drawfriends, Edition, edits, Expansion, fat, greentexts, Lapras, library, Minecraft, OC, Pokebig, Pokegirl, pokemon, Requests, smp, snivy, Stories, Thread, TotT., Trash, wandering, writefriends

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crops Grown:	9004

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

anger, athlete, bone headed move, boxing, Competition, controversy, criticism, debate, decision, Disappointment, Frustration, hey, Minecraft, Olympic boxer, olympic games, quit fighting, Quitting, reaction, smp, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, unexpected

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7539
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5023	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3