”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	450454	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	7821	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Star Shards Collected:	260
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	185

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crops Grown:	9961	Runes Activated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

ashes, moms, showdown, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FearFactorSMP

anxiety, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing control, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearFactorSMP, irrational fear, Phobia

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9573
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.