Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
Potions Brewed: 176 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 174
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7108 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Alien Abductions: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 258

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Star Shards Collected: 262
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Crops Grown: 3149 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Chimeras Created: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 445
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 413

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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