Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Star Shards Collected: 202 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Buildings Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Farms Harvested: 178
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 421
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4135
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Enchantments Applied: 78
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Dimension Hops: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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