Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 27 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1987 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1075 Star Shards Collected: 64
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Enchantments Applied: 218
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 962 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 292 Dragon Scales Harvested: 295
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Buildings Constructed: 43

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Emeralds Found: 1312
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

    Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin
    join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

    oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 156

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Chilaxx G-Hub

    Chilaxx G-Hub

    Best Filipino server!

    We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

    Compatriots! Here is fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

    Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

    CelestialCraft Overview

    Server IP mc.celestialcraft.gg
    Version 1.21
    Discord https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

    Features:

    • Custom Achievements
    • Magic Carpets
    • Custom Events
    • StarShards Currency
    • Rankup System
    • Player Shops
    • Grief Prevention
    • PvP
    • Mature Community

    Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

    Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP mandatory on this server? No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
    How can I earn StarShards currency? Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
    Are there age restrictions on the server? CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Emeralds Found: 2952
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

    Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

    Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

    So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3677 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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