Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 129
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Villages Defended: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 366 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Potions Brewed: 26 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9298 Animals Bred: 80
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Crops Grown: 2294 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dimension Hops: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Farms Harvested: 853
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Animals Bred: 32

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3522 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

    Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

    HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling
    Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 837
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockyLoveLessons

    BlockyLoveLessons
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

    Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Towns Built: 3 Potions Brewed: 191
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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