Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.
Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.
So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.
Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.
So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| MinecraftOffline |
| General Details |
| Address: minecraftoffline.net |
| Version: 1.21.1 |
| Permanent world – no resets |
| Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming |
| Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks |
| Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences |
| High-Performance Hardware: |
| Intel XEON E-2276G Processor |
| 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM |
| 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM) |
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr
1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?
Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.
2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?
No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.
3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?
Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.
4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?
Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.
5. What hardware does the server run on?
The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).
6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?
You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!
I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.
Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.
So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 66 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.
Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?
Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9792 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
