| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1897 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2160 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock
XPSMP.aternos.me:41398
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1395 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8666 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6663 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?
So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5169 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6925 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 375 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4738 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8580 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 384 |
| Animals Bred: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3873 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3338 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5385 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Owner | Streamer |
|---|---|
| Server Platform | Bedrock |
| Server Mode | Hard |
| Rules | Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community |
| Age Requirement | 16+ |
A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!
A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!
A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8190 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.
Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5910 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4000 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1057 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2403 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Description |
|---|
| Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you! |
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2967 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 434679 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 296 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.
Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3918 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 87 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3278 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 855 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 975 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 338 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 140 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 154 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8810 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?
