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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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