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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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