Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features:

    tpa
    homes
    quests
    toggleable PvP
    time ranks
    staff online 24/7
    regular custom events

    If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

    Server Information:

    Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    Medieval MC v28.5 mmc4.pumpkraft.net

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

    Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

    A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 532

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

    /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous
    Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

    Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Towns Built: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

    DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

    Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

    Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

    And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 New Chunks Explored: 890220

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

    WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP
    A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3802

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FriYAY Craft!

    FriYAY Craft!
    Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HagueCraft Minecraft Server

    HagueCraft Minecraft Server
    yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 377
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Whispering Pines

    Whispering Pines

    Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

    Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!
    Welcome to Starlight SMP!
    Server Type Modded 1.20.1 Survival
    Features
    Supported Edition Cracked and Premium Java Edition
    Discord [​discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
    Website [​starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

    FAQs

    1. What is Starlight SMP?

    Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

    3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

    Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

    4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

    Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

    No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

    Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

    7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

    Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

    8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

    Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

    Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party

    Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves – good luck getting to it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Maya, a wrestling superstar who moonlights as a Minecraft pro. To celebrate her 10th anniversary in the ring, we’re hosting a Maya look-alike contest – the winner gets to challenge Maya herself to a wrestling match in-game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, treasure, and maybe even a little bit of wrestling madness. See you in-game, fellow crafters!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HubbyDramaGoneViral

    HubbyDramaGoneViral
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 816
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP

    PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can be a Pokemon character for the day! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can be Pikachu, Charizard, or even Jigglypuff!

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling giant creepers to rescuing villagers from zombie invasions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your inner Pokemon trainer shine!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ParentalPeculiarities

    ParentalPeculiarities
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens riding on top of giant spiders, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

    Our server is so wild that we have a rule where you can only mine diamonds while wearing a chicken costume and clucking like a chicken the entire time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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