Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 8879 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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