Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

    2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

    3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

    4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

    So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magic Items Found: 7446
    Towns Built: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

    Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server
    Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

    Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

    No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

    First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

    Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

    But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

    Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

    Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

    Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

    Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

    Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

    But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

    So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Crops Grown: 4387
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Welcome to our new server!

    We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

    We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

    In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

    Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Lost Election Minecraft Server

    Lost Election Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The one… Minecraft SMP

    The one… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crops Grown: 1851
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

    Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blessed Women Minecraft Server

    Blessed Women Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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