so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockPartyBanned

    BlockPartyBanned
    Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

    Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

    So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Chimeras Created: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PixelPigsVsCreepers

    PixelPigsVsCreepers
    Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

    So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6255
    Potions Brewed: 184 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

    Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

    We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

    So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5198

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

    Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

    Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

    So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

    BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

    But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

    So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

    FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP
    When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Emeralds Found: 6922
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8362
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyWakeUpLand

    CraftyWakeUpLand
    Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Mines Excavated: 4363

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyPridePalace

    CraftyPridePalace
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Auto Pause Adventures

    Auto Pause Adventures
    join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

    come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6829
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

    Fly Brain Circuitry Craft
    Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 165 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

    RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season 1
    Server Type Heavily modded factions
    Features RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
    Discord Click here to join

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

    RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

    2. How can I join RLFactions?

    To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

    3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

    While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

    4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

    Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

    5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

    RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Popularity? Minecraft Server

    Popularity? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

    In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

    If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 117 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

    VeggieVeto Thanksgiving
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

    Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

    Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

    Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY