so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
Runes Activated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyBanned

    BlockPartyBanned
    Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

    Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

    So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 127 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPigsVsCreepers

    PixelPigsVsCreepers
    Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

    So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 284
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

    Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

    We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

    So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1107 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

    Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

    Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

    So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

    BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

    But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

    So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

    FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP
    When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyWakeUpLand

    CraftyWakeUpLand
    Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Towns Built: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 467602

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyPridePalace

    CraftyPridePalace
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Auto Pause Adventures

    Auto Pause Adventures
    join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

    come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

    Fly Brain Circuitry Craft
    Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

    RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season 1
    Server Type Heavily modded factions
    Features RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
    Discord Click here to join

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

    RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

    2. How can I join RLFactions?

    To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

    3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

    While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

    4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

    Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

    5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

    RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Popularity? Minecraft Server

    Popularity? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Star Shards Collected: 164
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

    In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

    If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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