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Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	203	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mines Excavated:	1102

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GrindCraft SMP

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6516	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Annoyingly Normal

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

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So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Emeralds Found:	5991	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ClassyCraftyRevenge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Farms Harvested:	497	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TacoTownMassacre

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so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Emeralds Found:	894

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Straight Up Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5