“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ores Mined:	2196	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	193
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8785	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	6715	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Crops Grown:	9685
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Animals Bred:	61

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	898
Void Gems Collected:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8838
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	4344	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

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✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8798
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Emeralds Found:	2233
Star Shards Collected:	88	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	135130
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	4321	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	3206

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!