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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1858 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!