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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
Zombie Dances: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 12
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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