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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Enchantments Applied: 142
Emeralds Found: 149 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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