Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 158 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Runes Activated: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Emeralds Found: 8527
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 249 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 167 Dragon Scales Harvested: 236
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Potions Brewed: 108
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Villages Defended: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3874
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Farms Harvested: 903
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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