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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 830920 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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