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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Crops Grown: 3300 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Farms Harvested: 969 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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