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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Dimension Hops: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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