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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 30
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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