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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Alien Abductions: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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