WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	248
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2850	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	8770	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Star Shards Collected:	84	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Crops Grown:	6642
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Potions Brewed:	64	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	3095	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1104	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
New Chunks Explored:	388179	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crops Grown:	9377	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	119
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!