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EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	571
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	181
Dragon Eggs Found:	9129	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6040	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DadTax.exe

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Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	752
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Star Shards Collected:	162
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	2646
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1