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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mines Excavated:	3614
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	107382	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ores Mined:	1409	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Projections Made:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	140	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Farms Harvested:	830
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5459	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoApologiesMC

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Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4485
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ores Mined:	7586

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelPeenPalace

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Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2