Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Crops Grown: 8701
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 192
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 319
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 459 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Potions Brewed: 119
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Crops Grown: 5717

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6549 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 New Chunks Explored: 830212
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 111 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Emeralds Found: 8056

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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