Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BuildCraft Minecraft Server

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JoinCome join us in this amazing Minecraft server, where you can build your own world! Our server has the best plugins and the most fun mini-games you can imagine! We have a giant roller coaster, a water park, and even a petting zoo with real-life animals! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have a sense of humor! Come join us and have a blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gogeta Super Supper Super Minecraft SMP Saiyan God Sniper Saiyan Level 4

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Gogeta Super Supper Super Saiyan God Sniper Saiyan Level 4 running around, causing chaos and making everyone else look like total noobs.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – you’ll have to face off against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Can you handle the power of a Super Saiyan in diamond armor? Can you out-snipe a god? Can you even comprehend what a Super Supper Super Saiyan is?

If you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world, then come on over and try your luck. But don’t say we didn’t warn you – things are about to get wild.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8994
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ExWifeVsHubbyMCDecisionz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real challenge here is trying to assert your authority as a father figure in your daughter’s life while dealing with the constant interference of Matthew. Will you be able to win back your daughter’s love and respect, or will you be overshadowed by the new “dad” in town?

But that’s not all! Get ready for passive-aggressive text messages, heated arguments, and the ultimate showdown over custody arrangements. Can you handle the drama and come out on top, or will you be left in the dust as Matthew takes over your role as the main parent in your daughter’s life?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the tumultuous world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ex-wives and step-dads to battle against?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MagicHills

Adventure, Anarchy, Architecture, Citybuild, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Towny, Unique Features, Vanilla

MagicHills.de is a Minecraft citybuild server that stands out from other servers with its unique features and custom content. The focus is on building and designing your own cities, but what’s special are the custom items and plugins that expand and personalize the gaming experience.

Thanks to special plugins, MagicHills.de offers a variety of functions that are not available on conventional Minecraft servers. This allows players to use exclusive items, gain special abilities or access unique game mechanics designed specifically for this server. This gives the classic city build principle a new dimension and ensures a varied and creative gaming experience.

The server is aimed at players who enjoy building their own city, participating in an active community and being surprised by new, innovative content.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Atlantis – Where even the creepers wear SPF 50!

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Server Type	Whitelisted Vanilla Server with Grief Prevention
Features	Forever land claims, No server wipes
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/Y3GrqkC8Fg

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted. You can apply for access on our Discord server.
Does the server have grief prevention features?	Yes, the server has grief prevention features to ensure your builds remain safe.
Are there any server wipes?	No, the server will never wipe, ensuring your creations are safe for years to come.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lonely_Legends Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of trying to make friends with normies who just don’t get you? Do you feel like you’re surrounded by sheep and followers who can’t appreciate your unique awesomeness? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept the weirdest and wildest players who refuse to conform to society’s boring standards.

Maybe you ended up friendless because you’re just too cool for the average person to handle. Or maybe you accidentally scared everyone away with your amazing sense of humor and killer Minecraft skills. Whatever the reason, we’re here to welcome you with open arms and create a community of misfits who understand and appreciate your quirks.

So if you’re ready to ditch the normies and join a group of like-minded weirdos, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll never feel alone again, and you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and causing chaos with your new frens. Let’s show the world what true friendship looks like – one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoteBlockNoob

Accountability, Boundaries, canceling plans, class attendance, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, friendship, Group Chat, group dynamics, Interaction, Maturity, NoteBlockNoob, Notes, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, self worth, self-care, socializing, studying, University

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be ghosted like this poor university student? Join our server where we guarantee you’ll never be left hanging like this girl’s “friends” did to her!

Our server is full of active players who actually show up and participate in the fun. No last-minute cancellations here! Plus, we have a strict policy against using others for notes – you gotta earn your diamonds fair and square, just like everyone else.

Don’t be like the girl who only shows up when she needs something – join our server and be a part of a community that actually cares about each other. And remember, if you’re looking for notes, you won’t find them here – but you will find a great group of friends to play Minecraft with!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyDeception

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the name is just as misleading as the creepers pretending to be harmless bunnies! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server that promises unicorns and rainbows but delivers chaos and mayhem? Look no further! Our server may sound like a peaceful paradise, but don’t be fooled – it’s a battleground of epic proportions.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against killer bunnies, lava-spewing chickens, and zombie pigs riding on flying pigs (yes, it’s a thing here). Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant spider into battle, build a castle out of exploding TNT, and fight off a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Only here, my friend. Only here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s Fast Track

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is like Ukraine’s drone revolution, but in Minecraft form!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a drone swoops down and drops a bunch of TNT on your friend’s house. Hilarious, right? But wait, there’s more! Our drones can also deliver pizza straight to your base, because who has time to cook when you’re busy building the sickest castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server for non-stop action and chaos. You never know what our drones will do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Echo MC

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Join a vibrant community of builders, explorers, and adventurers on our custom Minecraft server! Dive into a world brimming with unique gameplay features, custom plugins, and thrilling quests that will keep you engaged for hours.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Server For the game Minecraft server

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Parkour Civilization Server| Jump

| Learn about civilization| Look for friends

| And solve the mysteries

| Learn to parkour

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	860696	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cherry Block SMP: Where even the creepers have a sweet tooth. Version 1.21.1. Now with crossplay!

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Overview

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guided by a simple philosophy:

🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.
⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories. Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is no room for griefing on our server. We promote a friendly and collaborative community.
Are hacking or cheating tolerated?	No, we have a zero tolerance policy for hacking or cheating. Fair play is essential to our gameplay experience.
How long has the server been operational?	Our server has been operational since 2019, with nearly non-stop availability for players.
How can I join the community on Discord?	You can join our Discord server by visiting the link provided on our website or through in-game announcements.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mori’s Minecraft Server: Parental Surprise

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to babysit Mori Calliope for a week! That’s right, you’ll get to hang out with a famous reaper and have epic gaming sessions together.

Day 1: Mori notices your gaming setup and asks to join. Who knew reapers were pro gamers?

Day 2: Visit Mori’s studio and witness her music-making skills. She might even give you a private concert!

Day 3: Enjoy a picnic with Mori and play frisbee. Then bake cookies together and make a mess in the kitchen.

Day 4: Get creative and draw fan art of Mori with her guidance. Your art might even be featured in her next stream!

Day 5: Have a movie marathon with Mori and laugh at her hilarious commentary. Bond over your favorite characters.

Day 6: Learn some cooking skills from Mori and impress yourself with a delicious dinner.

Day 7: Say goodbye to Mori, but leave with newfound confidence and a friend for life.

Join our server for a week of unforgettable adventures with Mori Calliope!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	111	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2