Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mines Excavated:	3818
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StepmomSquadCraft

acceptance, adjustment, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, family dynamic, family dynamics, family traditions, feeling left out, game night, Guilt, hurt feelings, Loss, new family setup, parent’s remarriage, relationships, remarriage, stepmom, StepmomSquadCraft, stepsiblings

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UkrainianTankBusters

aerial attacks, Armed Forces, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, forbes, Geopolitics, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Night Drones, russian tanks, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, UkrainianTankBusters, War Tactics, war technology, WARFARE

lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4042
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Halo Public

343 industries, aliens, Anarchy, Arbiter, bungie, Campaign, Cortana, Covenant, energy sword, fps, grunt, master chief, multiplayer, ODST, PvP, Sci Fi, Shooter, spartan, Survival, UNSC, warzone, Xbox

Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

1.20 -> Latest supported!

» Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

Abilities, Bosses, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONTENT, creativity, Custom, Customization, Enchants, Endless, Exploration, gameplay, HexArchon, ikea, Join, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, Possibilities, Progression, PvE, RPG, Skills, smp, Unique, Updates, VALUES, Variety

Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5302	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Avatar, character creation, Citizens, Crafty, cultural diversity, Customization, Detailed, Diverse, Experience, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, MODERN, North America, Personalization, Realistic, role playing, Server, simulation, south america, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CelebCraftStoryTime

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Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MysticBlocks

Adventure, base building, Community, Cooperative, creativity, Economy, Events, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Land Protection, minecraft server, Mining, MysticBlocks, PvE, Resources, Safe, skill levels, Staff Team, Survival, teamwork

MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	2472	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

21, 2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Adults, afk messages, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, Community, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Discord voice channels, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, hermitcraft, java, NA server, Play, smp, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, Welcoming, YouTuber friendly

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Data Packs

Data Pack
anti enderman grief

Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Required Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Server Rules

Be Respectful

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

achievement, affirmation, Bond, Communication, Confidence, DAUGHTER, empowerment, encouragement, family, inspiration, love, Minecraft, motivation, parent child, positivity, pride, relationships, self esteem, smp, success, Support, winning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPanic: Human Horrors

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Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mysticfox.de

Boss Battles, building, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Events, Exploration, Minigames, Mining, Mods, pixel art, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, villagers

Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1