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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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