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MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	3133	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

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Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3048	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blockheads Gone Wild

Blockheads, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7774
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

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Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	2518	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.