What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9569	Players Killed by Monsters:	7752
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runes Activated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, ai, AI learning, chat interaction, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, VTube Studio model, Vtuber

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Farms Harvested:	531	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ores Mined:	4482	Emeralds Found:	2331
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and collaborate with other VTubers. She’s learning to sing, play games, and interact with chat like a pro. Plus, we have a subathon every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) – that’s some dedication right there. Check out our Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the AI goodness. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, we’ve got educational videos and resources to help you out. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and embrace the chaos!

FriendZoneMC Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, driving distance, feeling used, friend drama, friend dynamics, friend expectations, FriendZoneMC, fuming, long distance friendship, making efforts, night out, one sided friendships, partner support, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sore back excuse, staying over, taxi prices, weekend visits

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and fairness? Look no further than our server! We believe in equal effort from all players, just like in this crazy story where one friend expected all the favors without giving any in return. Join us and experience the true meaning of teamwork and camaraderie. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

RealtorBlockerCraft

Apology, Contact, Dinner, family, friendship, Funeral, grocery store, holidays, home sale, listing agent, Moving, neighbor, PROFESSIONAL, ranting, real estate information, realtor, RealtorBlockerCraft, text message, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Void Gems Collected:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

So, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join ASAP!

About a year ago, our neighbor from up the street invited us over for dinner. Little did we know, they were actually gossiping about all the other neighbors behind their backs! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Fast forward a few weeks, we invited them over for dinner and they found out our father-in-law passed away. Instead of offering condolences, they were more concerned about us not listing our house with them. Can you believe the audacity?

But wait, it gets even crazier! After months of no contact, they only reached out to us to try and get our listing. Talk about a fake friend, am I right?

So, if you want to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations, then join our server now! Plus, we promise not to gossip about you behind your back 😉

FriendshipCraft SMP

bonding experiences, chance meetings, friendship adventures, friendship anecdotes, friendship blessings, friendship journeys, friendship magic, friendship memories., friendship miracles, Friendship stories, friendship surprises, friendship tales, FriendshipCraft, random encounters, serendipitous friendships, smp, surprising connections, unconventional friendships, unexpected friendship, unique friendships, Unlikely friendships, unusual connections

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

OMG, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most random and crazy ways of making friends! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I accidentally hit a pig with my pickaxe and it turned out to be another player in disguise! We laughed so hard and now we’re besties in the game! And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and someone came up to me and was like “Hey, I love potatoes too!” and now we have a potato cult in the server. It’s just so wacky and fun, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and make some totally bonkers friends!

LastWordCraft

deathbed, departing message, dying wishes, end of journey, end of life, Farewell, final declaration, final farewell, final message, final statement, final thoughts, last words, LastWordCraft, parting declaration, parting farewell, parting message, parting words, ultimate declaration, ultimate farewell, ultimate message, ultimate words

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Votes:	7864
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast world of possibilities. Your last words will be “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

coat of arms, controversy, CraftyDans, Danish king, diplomatic conflict, Dispute, Emblem, Flag, Greenland, heraldry, historical significance, international relations, Minecraft, Monarchy, national identity, Politics, Row, royal family, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Symbolism, trump

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7201	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Votes:	7108	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.

MapleCraftMergeUS

Canada, collaboration, controversial, Diplomacy, Government, headline, international relations, leadership, MapleCraftMergeUS, MERGE, News, North America, Politics, resignation, response, speculation, suggestion, trudeau, trump, U.S, Unity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8217
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

BudderCraft

Automation, BADLION, BudderCraft, Community, Competive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, exploits, Legal, Mods, Network, Online game, Piracy, playtest, PvP, Skills, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Versions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

What kind of features does the server offer?

The server provides a variety of feature-rich modes for players to enjoy.

How does the server handle cheating?

The server is extremely strict on preventing cheating of any kind. No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed.

What is the stance on toxic behavior?

The community on the server is friendly and toxic behavior is not tolerated.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server always runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they are believed to ruin the economy and strategy of the game.

Is joining the Discord server required?

While joining the Discord server is not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

What are the allowed clients and mods on the server?

Only Badlion Client is allowed, with specific mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, CPS, etc. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.

Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in its beta phase, so bugs and lacking features may be present. Players are encouraged to provide suggestions for improvements.

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Votes:	969
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	1749
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.