| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9560 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1996 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7929 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4368 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3204 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 163 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1570 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5202 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9532 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 62 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5254 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8596 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 555 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5318 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6471 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 3907 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 425 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 167 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Emeralds Found: | 9612 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4271 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 611 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6145 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8008 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1916 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9733 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 325 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8714 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
