Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Endless Night Skies: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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