Are you tired of boring old TV deals and exclusivity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got drama, rumors swirling like a tornado, and a whole lot of chaos going on. Tony is talking to other networks, WBD doesn’t want exclusivity anymore, and trannies are suddenly real quiet. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of this crazy world. Tony is scrambling to find new homes for Collision and Rampage, while also trying to pawn off ROH on some poor sucker. And let’s not forget the face Tony made when asked about the TV deal – he looks like he’s dying inside! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and we want YOU to be a part of it.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Crops Grown: 3950
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Runes Activated: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mines Excavated: 4807
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9159

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Emeralds Found: 5613
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 985788 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mines Excavated: 4222
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 538793 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2806 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1441 Emeralds Found: 6237
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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