/Warung/ /Kopi/ /Minecraft/ /SMP/ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	New Chunks Explored:	902771
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Potions Brewed:	160
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mines Excavated:	1836	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	509	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Emeralds Found:	5943
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Magic Items Found:	4246

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8319	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Animals Bred:	149	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crops Grown:	7537

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Votes:	3171	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	32	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Votes:	4132
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	4592
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	4571

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	90/500	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6