A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2439 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore without anyone questioning your every move. Plus, we have a strict no-parents-allowed policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about getting interrogated about your virtual expenses.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only notifications you’ll get are about epic loot and legendary quests, not about what you bought at the virtual Apple store. Let’s game on, without any unwanted parental interference!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.
Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Server Type: | Vanilla SMP |
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| Whitelist: | Yes |
| Community: | Established since 2013 |
| Features: | No plugins or mods |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server Vanilla Minecraft? | Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | We are looking for players 18+. |
| How can I apply to join? | Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.
And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?
So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6189 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
