””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Towns Built: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • FatePvP

    FatePvP

    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blockmc Lifesteal

    Blockmc Lifesteal

    Best lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and more

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Potions Brewed: 147
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

    Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4415 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • >Crafty Kong SMP

    >Crafty Kong SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

    But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Emeralds Found: 3464
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HeartbreakCraft

    HeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HolyCraftBoom

    HolyCraftBoom
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SteroidMC

    SteroidMC

    SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

    InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

    Dear Minecraft users!⛏

    We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

    ? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

    While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

    Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

    ✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

    ✅Version: 1.16.5

    ✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

    ✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

    ✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

    ✅Website: Under construction

    ❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

    Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LivingRoomShutdownCraft

    LivingRoomShutdownCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

    Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

    And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • RegretfulGamerMC SMP

    RegretfulGamerMC SMP
    Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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