Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Love Letters Sent: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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