| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1631 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 56 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 684 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6624 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 385 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7920 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7964 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.
also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5615 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9130 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7678 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.
So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8505 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 98 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3661 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5217 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5300 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Votes: | 5693 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join with my friends and create a nation? | Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server. |
| Are there different roles or jobs to choose from? | Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game. |
| Is the economy player-driven? | Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server? | No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4291 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3092 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.
Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4795 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 217 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6951 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8372 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1389 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 228 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4805 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 418 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.
so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!
