| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6888 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 213 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4873 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8321 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8016 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8015 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3018 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 991 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.
also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3665 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3761 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.
So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9954 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3337 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6550 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 404 | Star Shards Collected: | 142 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5891 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9430 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 435 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join with my friends and create a nation? | Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server. |
| Are there different roles or jobs to choose from? | Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game. |
| Is the economy player-driven? | Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server? | No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2905 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 58 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8430 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9923 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.
Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5348 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6999 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7546 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.
so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!
