| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6576 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 934 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6604 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6928 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3709 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5058 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5791 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5988 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 273 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 536892 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2241 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4782 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.
also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4133 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2707 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.
So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2767 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9285 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 238 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Votes: | 3170 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3224 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 1879 |
| Potions Brewed: | 172 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join with my friends and create a nation? | Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server. |
| Are there different roles or jobs to choose from? | Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game. |
| Is the economy player-driven? | Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server? | No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6277 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4121 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1944 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 490 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.
Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5160 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6411 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8596 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Animals Bred: | 197 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5707 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 708 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.
so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!
