Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Animals Bred: 170 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 134 Runes Activated: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Farms Harvested: 695 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dimension Hops: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 350 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 178 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Crops Grown: 7593
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 188 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Mines Excavated: 2180
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 31 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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